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“ELDERLY TO DIE WITH DIGNITY”
Monday, June 18, 2012 NEWSPAPER OF THE FEAR 2.5 p
PENSIONS MINISTER WORKING ON NEW DEAL FOR PENSIONERS.
Pension’s minister, Sir Ian Dumpem Stiff, is working on a new deal for pensioners in line with his Hang Em! Flog Em! Policy recently introduced for the sick and unemployed.
The Prime Minister, Mr David Scamaton, has announced that the elderly must be allowed to “die with dignity” and has stated that the elderly should not be revived if they fall into a coma, a deep sleep or maybe even have a slight cold.
A junior minister, Mr Neck Clagg, reiterated that this was NHS patients only as the rich can afford to live longer. More on this story....
“The Plague”, two world wars, The Great Fire Of London......
TORY SPOKESMAN BLAMES PREVIOUS LABOUR GOVERNMENT.
CARE WORKER SUSPENDED FOR GROSS NEGLIGENCE.
A care worker was caught attending to a resident needs today at a care home in Yorkshire and was suspended immediately.
A spokesman for the home said they will not tolerate this practice of putting the residents’ needs before that of the carers.
Austerity cuts on the old, poor and disabled arenot enough to pay for the jubilee celebrations....
CHANCELLOR GEORGE OSTURN DEMANDS MORE CUTS!